Most of you are probably familiar with this jerk off. The dancing "old" guy from the Six Flags commercials. In case you weren't aware, these are the most annoying commercials ever invented. Ever. They are more annoying than those KFC commercials with the animated colonel going "Go colonel, go colonel," those Glad ziplock commercials with Gilber Godfreid and that other bitch with the annoying voice, and Fran Drescher. Combined. I have never seen anything more annoying than one of those Six Flags commercials.
    These commercials have to be stopped. They are ruining the world. Taking them off the air is simply not enough. They have already poisoned our society for months now. There's no way to take it back. But there is a way to prevent any further commercials like them. This is what I propose we do: Have the guy playing this old man killed. But that's not all. Kill him, the director of the commercial, the crew, the grips, the people who provided the lunch buffet, the people who thought up the commercial, the people who approved the commercial, everyone who works in that office, their mistresses, the maids, the guy who brings the water for the office water cooler, the personal assistants, the secretaries, everyone who I just mentioned's families, distant relatives, pets, and all of their grade school teachers. Perhaps this is a bit excessive? I don't think so. I'd say kill just all of their children, but they would probably be happy about it.
    I am obviously quite disturbed by these commercials. But does this mean I'm going to boycott Six Flags because of them? Hell fucking no.

Note: No, I'm not a fucking retard, and yes, I do know it's not ACTUALLY an old guy.