Breaking News: I have figured out why there is no possible girl for me to go out with:
~I cannot go out with unattractive girls because I am too shallow to go out with someone I find unattractive.
~I cannot go out with attractive girls, because even though I am not an asshole and respect them unlike most guys, they are also shallow like me and won't go out with someone who's unattractive (me).
This rules out both attractive and unattractive girls. These are the only types of girls that I am aware of, and I don't have any feelings for guys, animals, or children (like Michael Jackson), so therefore I am stuck.
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