Is it wrong to kick a possibly pregnant woman in the stomach? Not always.
You know what I hate? Those expecting mothers parking spaces at grocery stores. Well, I don't hate the spaces themselves, or even their existence. If a woman's basically got a watermelon-sized growth protruding from her stomach, then by all means take the space. But sometimes I see women use those spaces that don't show any sign of being pregnant. Now in this case there are two possibilities, and they both likely happen quite often. Maybe the woman is not pregnant at all, and if questioned would just say she's early in her pregnancy and there's no way to argue with her. Or, they could actually be pregnant but just not showing. Either way, they don't deserve the parking space. The whole point is for these women who are bearing these heavy loads to not have to walk so far. And that's cool. But if you haven't had your period in two weeks, you don't apply.
To prevent this from happening, here is what I propose: If anyone ever sees a woman park in one of these spaces that shows no signs of being "with child," we run up and kick them in the stomach. I figure this way, whatever the case my be, we're covered. If they're full of shit about being pregnant, then at least we just kicked them in the stomach. And if they are pregnant but not at a point in which they deserve the parking space, they very possibly have a miscarriage due to the blow to the stomach (I said 'blow'), and maybe next time they'll be more careful and not jeopardize the life of their unborn child.
A woman cries after being kicked by me for taking advantage of the system, and now faces 7-10 days of her uterus bleeding as the dead tissue of the fetus comes out.
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