This whole entry is going to kind of be my "Thought of the Day." I was talking on AIM about religion, a popular topic with me as you may know, and I started thinking: Mass suicide may very well be THE funniest thing ever. I'm dead serious, too. There is no joke, not story, no occurence that I am aware of or can imagine that could ever come close to the hilarity of mass suicide. What could be funnier than an extremely large amount of people killing themselves for no reason because some nut job told them to? Nothing! You know what the only problem is? There aren't of them! Do you realize it's been 26 years since those 913 awesome people drank the Kool-Aid so we could be entertained? It's a damn shame. And think of what it would do for the intelligence of the whole world! The more mass suicides, the more intelligent the group of people that are left is. With mass suicides we get rid of some of the dumbest people in the world. The only problem I see is the group of people below them, the group of people that is made up of folks too stupid to realize they should kill themselves. But I have a solution! We have all the people who are going to participate in mass suicides kill all the dumbest people in the world, THEN drink the Kool-Aid! It's bulletproof!
Is it a mass suicide or a bunch of lazy mexicans? You decide.
Is it a mass suicide or a bunch of lazy mexicans? You decide.
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