Many people want to have kids someday. And everyone wonders, what will their kids be like? Will they be funny, will they be kind, will they be good people? That's not important. What's important is looks. They need to be attractive, because everyone knows, real beauty is on the outside. You can be dumb as a rock but still go far in life if you look good. But if you are so ugly you make people shiver when they catch a glimpse of your ugly mug, you aren't going anywhere. So how can you be sure if your kids will be attractive or not? How can you ensure their success in life by giving them an exquisite visage? Well my friends, I have discovered a method proven by scientists at the University of Chris J. Nelson, one that is 100% accurate. Here's how it works:
Hopefully, you are familiar with math, at least as far as positive and negative integers go. Now to understand the method, you need to know the rules about multiplying integers. For the sake of this theory, we are going to say that attractive people are the positive integers. Meanwhile, ugly people are the negative integers.
Scenario #1: You and your partner are both attractive. You're child will be attractive, because a positive multiplied by a positive is a positive.
Scenario #2: Either you are attractive and your partner is not, or vice versa. A positive times a negative is a negative, therefore, your child would be a negative, or in other words, ugly.
Scenario #3: You and your partner are both ugly. But rest assured, you're child will not be so, because a negative times a negative is a positive. So although you and your spouse are a beast, you can take comfort in the fact your child good-looking. The only problem is, once your child realizes that he or she is attractive while is parents are not, he or she may lose respect for you. Keep your fingers crossed!
Don't believe this is how it really works? Here's an example: My mom is an attractive woman (don't try to read anything into that), and my father is..shall we say less fortunate. Here you have a positive times a negative, and the result is a negative. And I am in fact a negative. You see? Undeniable proof!
Hopefully, you are familiar with math, at least as far as positive and negative integers go. Now to understand the method, you need to know the rules about multiplying integers. For the sake of this theory, we are going to say that attractive people are the positive integers. Meanwhile, ugly people are the negative integers.
Scenario #1: You and your partner are both attractive. You're child will be attractive, because a positive multiplied by a positive is a positive.
Scenario #2: Either you are attractive and your partner is not, or vice versa. A positive times a negative is a negative, therefore, your child would be a negative, or in other words, ugly.
Scenario #3: You and your partner are both ugly. But rest assured, you're child will not be so, because a negative times a negative is a positive. So although you and your spouse are a beast, you can take comfort in the fact your child good-looking. The only problem is, once your child realizes that he or she is attractive while is parents are not, he or she may lose respect for you. Keep your fingers crossed!
Don't believe this is how it really works? Here's an example: My mom is an attractive woman (don't try to read anything into that), and my father is..shall we say less fortunate. Here you have a positive times a negative, and the result is a negative. And I am in fact a negative. You see? Undeniable proof!
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