I was reading some xangas, and I came across the definition of irony:
"ive been given the gift of intellegence"
Way to go, buddy. Next time you decide to spout off about your self-proclaimed "intelligence", spell the fucking word right. Otherwise you not only look full of yourself, but you also look like a dumbass.
Welcome to another edition of The Definition of Irony! (applause) Is this part III or what? I forget. Too many dumbasses to keep track.
Speaking of definitions, that's the very topic we're on today! We'll show you the brilliance of one graduating senior, and after we're done you'll wonder how they made it through high school. I was perusing xangas and found one of some guy (and by "some guy" I mean this friend of Amber's who thinks he's in love with her but obviously isn't because he's another idiot from my generation and not intelligent enough to understand his own feelings).
The subject wrote this on their xanga today, Wednesday, May 25, 2005:
"this is funniest thing to me out of everything finishin the year, all tehse sophomores are all like YES IM NO LONGER AN UNDERCLASSMEN IM A JUNIOR NOW, and im like U ARE AN UNDERCLASSMAN UR A DUMBASS, ONLY SENIORS ARE UPPERCLASSMEN, hahaha stupid lil ppl"
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. Let's go now to our handy dandy Webster's dictionary for some assistance:
Definition of 'underclassman' according to Merriam-Webster: a member of the freshman or sophomore class in a school or college.
Definition of 'upperclassman' according to Merriam-Webster: a member of the junior or senior class in a school or college.
Ooo, that hurts. Tough break, buddy. You look down on these younger students, writing with a mocking tone and an obvious feeling of superiority, and in doing so you prove these "stupid lil ppl" are actually more knowledgable than you are. Way to go.
"ive been given the gift of intellegence"
Way to go, buddy. Next time you decide to spout off about your self-proclaimed "intelligence", spell the fucking word right. Otherwise you not only look full of yourself, but you also look like a dumbass.
Welcome to another edition of The Definition of Irony! (applause) Is this part III or what? I forget. Too many dumbasses to keep track.
Speaking of definitions, that's the very topic we're on today! We'll show you the brilliance of one graduating senior, and after we're done you'll wonder how they made it through high school. I was perusing xangas and found one of some guy (and by "some guy" I mean this friend of Amber's who thinks he's in love with her but obviously isn't because he's another idiot from my generation and not intelligent enough to understand his own feelings).
The subject wrote this on their xanga today, Wednesday, May 25, 2005:
"this is funniest thing to me out of everything finishin the year, all tehse sophomores are all like YES IM NO LONGER AN UNDERCLASSMEN IM A JUNIOR NOW, and im like U ARE AN UNDERCLASSMAN UR A DUMBASS, ONLY SENIORS ARE UPPERCLASSMEN, hahaha stupid lil ppl"
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. Let's go now to our handy dandy Webster's dictionary for some assistance:
Definition of 'underclassman' according to Merriam-Webster: a member of the freshman or sophomore class in a school or college.
Definition of 'upperclassman' according to Merriam-Webster: a member of the junior or senior class in a school or college.
Ooo, that hurts. Tough break, buddy. You look down on these younger students, writing with a mocking tone and an obvious feeling of superiority, and in doing so you prove these "stupid lil ppl" are actually more knowledgable than you are. Way to go.
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