In other news, I was in a shitty neighborhood today and I started thinking about homeless people. Then I started thinking about funny things you could do to homeless people. I think it'd be funny that, when they ask for some money, to give them a random coupon instead. Imagine it:
-Homeless Douchebag: Excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar?"
-You: I'm sorry, I don't have it, but here, take this coupon for a dollar off Eggo waffles instead."
How funny would that be? They'd be dumbfounded. The look on their face would be priceless. I mean sure they'd probably try to bite you afterwards, but you could probably outrun them, and if not, it'd be funny to see you bit by a homeless guy, too. But the coupon would be completely useless to them because they'd still need some money. I need to save some coupons and go find some homeless people to mess with.
I'm not gay but has anyone else ever been to BlackMonsterCocks.com? It's amazing. I mean I don't get off on seeing well-endowed black men, or men of any color and penis size for that matter, but it's just interesting to see. I mean some of those things are like baseball bats. Their dicks are bigger than my arm. It's just not fair. I want a black monster cock. Well, I mean I want a monster cock, but preferably the same color as my skin, because how weird would that look to be a white guy with a huge black cock? Hmmm...
Looks kind of weird, no? I guess it wouldn't be right to be picky if I had a monster cock, huh? I should just be grateful.
Originally published with the article "Ray Charles."
-Homeless Douchebag: Excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar?"
-You: I'm sorry, I don't have it, but here, take this coupon for a dollar off Eggo waffles instead."
How funny would that be? They'd be dumbfounded. The look on their face would be priceless. I mean sure they'd probably try to bite you afterwards, but you could probably outrun them, and if not, it'd be funny to see you bit by a homeless guy, too. But the coupon would be completely useless to them because they'd still need some money. I need to save some coupons and go find some homeless people to mess with.
I'm not gay but has anyone else ever been to BlackMonsterCocks.com? It's amazing. I mean I don't get off on seeing well-endowed black men, or men of any color and penis size for that matter, but it's just interesting to see. I mean some of those things are like baseball bats. Their dicks are bigger than my arm. It's just not fair. I want a black monster cock. Well, I mean I want a monster cock, but preferably the same color as my skin, because how weird would that look to be a white guy with a huge black cock? Hmmm...
Looks kind of weird, no? I guess it wouldn't be right to be picky if I had a monster cock, huh? I should just be grateful.
Originally published with the article "Ray Charles."
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