I almost went fucking nuts on my Physics teacher today. This is what happened: we were in class taking notes from a video, my pretzel Goldfish are on the floor next to my desk without having been opened the entire class. For no reason, the teacher comes back that and takes them away from me. The following is for the most part the dialogue that ensued (I will refer to the teacher as "Satan", you figure out why):
Me: "What the hell did you take them away for?"
Satan: "To protect them."
Me: "What the hell does that mean? I want them back; I didn't do anything."
Satan: "You can have them back at the end of class."
Me: What the hell! I didn't do anything!"
She then proceeded to write up a referral because I was "arguing", ignoring the fact that if the stupid bitch hadn't taken away my thing for no reason, I wouldn't have had a reason to argue. She gave me detention form and asked what day I could come. I told her it didn't matter because I wouldn't be attending. She gave me the slip which I promptly crushed and threw away. I was pissed off the entire class, and before the bell rang to go to lunch, I went up to her desk. Here's the dialogue from that encounter:
Me: "Can I have my goldfish back?"
Satan: "Do you know how to use the word 'please'?"
Me: "Of course I do."
Satan: "Well then why don't you use it?"
Me: "I do when the situation calls for it, this not being one of those cases."
Why should I say 'please' to get something of MINE back that she took away for no reason? Answer me that. Anyway, she gave me some bullshit about it happening again, and I just shrugged. But I got them back.
Word of Warning: DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING PRETZEL GOLDFISH OR I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!
Me: "What the hell did you take them away for?"
Satan: "To protect them."
Me: "What the hell does that mean? I want them back; I didn't do anything."
Satan: "You can have them back at the end of class."
Me: What the hell! I didn't do anything!"
She then proceeded to write up a referral because I was "arguing", ignoring the fact that if the stupid bitch hadn't taken away my thing for no reason, I wouldn't have had a reason to argue. She gave me detention form and asked what day I could come. I told her it didn't matter because I wouldn't be attending. She gave me the slip which I promptly crushed and threw away. I was pissed off the entire class, and before the bell rang to go to lunch, I went up to her desk. Here's the dialogue from that encounter:
Me: "Can I have my goldfish back?"
Satan: "Do you know how to use the word 'please'?"
Me: "Of course I do."
Satan: "Well then why don't you use it?"
Me: "I do when the situation calls for it, this not being one of those cases."
Why should I say 'please' to get something of MINE back that she took away for no reason? Answer me that. Anyway, she gave me some bullshit about it happening again, and I just shrugged. But I got them back.
Word of Warning: DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING PRETZEL GOLDFISH OR I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!
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