There's something going on, and it must be stopped. It's growing at an exponential rate. And it's totally pissing me off. It's driving me fucking insane because of how stupid, lame, annoying, (insert other adjective that could also used to describe Carrot Top here) it is. I am of course talking about this revolution that is upon us...
I'm talking about 'Dance Dance Revolution.' Have you seen this thing? Of course you have, because every time I pass an arcade or movie theater, I see two dipshits "playing" it and twenty others standing and watching like they are parting the fucking sea. This shit is driving me up the fucking wall. It's just the dumbest thing I've ever seen. What purpose does it serve? You stand on it and step on squares that it tells you to. Holy fucking shit! You can dance now! Oh wait, no you can't. You've only proven two things: 1) that you're a loser that needs to be killed immediately; and 2) that you can stomp your feet at a rapid pace. So what? Thousand of poor people do it every day, it's called pest control. I think anyone who has every taken part in this needs to be kills. No debate, just die. Or here's an idea. Rig every one of these machines with explosives that kill everything within, say... a 20 foot radius. Well, let's make it 30, just to be sure. Instead of saying "Great Job!" when you amazingly put your left foot on the upper left square, it fucking explodes. POW! No more idiots. I realize however this may leave only me, since everyone seems to be in awe of this game and its participants, but it's a small price to pay to get rid of it. And don't give me this shit, 'You're just jealous because you can't do it!' Bullshit. I don't want to do it. I probably can't, and I wouldn't if I could. I don't care if I can't do it, because it's not something that should be done in the first place. Fuck the asshole who invented it. Even though he's a genius because he's making money off all the idiots, he's annoying the hell out of me. So fuck him.
I'm talking about 'Dance Dance Revolution.' Have you seen this thing? Of course you have, because every time I pass an arcade or movie theater, I see two dipshits "playing" it and twenty others standing and watching like they are parting the fucking sea. This shit is driving me up the fucking wall. It's just the dumbest thing I've ever seen. What purpose does it serve? You stand on it and step on squares that it tells you to. Holy fucking shit! You can dance now! Oh wait, no you can't. You've only proven two things: 1) that you're a loser that needs to be killed immediately; and 2) that you can stomp your feet at a rapid pace. So what? Thousand of poor people do it every day, it's called pest control. I think anyone who has every taken part in this needs to be kills. No debate, just die. Or here's an idea. Rig every one of these machines with explosives that kill everything within, say... a 20 foot radius. Well, let's make it 30, just to be sure. Instead of saying "Great Job!" when you amazingly put your left foot on the upper left square, it fucking explodes. POW! No more idiots. I realize however this may leave only me, since everyone seems to be in awe of this game and its participants, but it's a small price to pay to get rid of it. And don't give me this shit, 'You're just jealous because you can't do it!' Bullshit. I don't want to do it. I probably can't, and I wouldn't if I could. I don't care if I can't do it, because it's not something that should be done in the first place. Fuck the asshole who invented it. Even though he's a genius because he's making money off all the idiots, he's annoying the hell out of me. So fuck him.
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