There's something that pisses me off. At school, we have a ton of Coke machines. People put their money in, then press the button OVER AND OVER repeatedly until the Coke comes out. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?! You press it once, it says "vend", and it'll come out, pressing the button 10 times a second isn't gonna make it any faster. If I were Coke, I'd do one of two things to people who do that:

a) Have a giant hand that comes out of the machine and bitchslaps the stupid fuck who is doing it. Then keep their money.

b) Dispense a bottle full of something that looks like Coke, but tastes really bad. They could make it a bottle of shit. Then keep their money.

Rant over.