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viviti
Originally written & posted:
Wednesday, December 22, 2004.

    There's something that's bothering me. Maybe some of you have experienced it also. Are you like me, though? Are you tired of seeing a bald person who looks really weird like that and think, "Dude, their bald, what the fuck?" only to realize a few seconds later that  they have or have recently had cancer and undergone chemotherapy? Happens to me quite a bit. Everytime, I think the same thing for the first second until I realize what the situation is. And I don't know about you, but I'm fucking tired of it.
    That's why I have a plan. These people have to be stopped. Some of you will like my plan. Some of you will be offended. Some of you will liken me to Hitler. But all of you have to see where I'm coming from.
    This is why I propose that every cancer patient be given a permanent tattoo on their forehead indicating their status as a cancer patient. In big black letters (or white if they are a black person). This way, I read it first before I even notice their bald head. It's genius, and not at all demeaning!
    Here's a rough example of my proposal:
                       
    You can thank me later.
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