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viviti
Originally written & published:
Friday, March 11, 2005.

    Yesterday, someone shared with me a news story about a kid who was arrested for "disturbing the peace" when, after someone put peanut butter on his cheese sandwich, he got revenge a few days later by giving them a semen-frosted brownie, which was then shared with a few other students. If I recall correctly, the student may face 90 days in juvenile hall for each of the four counts he's being charged with.
    This is bullshit. I don't like peanut butter, so maybe I'm biased. But it just seems ridiculous that you can get in trouble for that. First of all, if you can't tell the difference between semen and frosting, that's your own fucking problem. They aren't really alike at all. They each have a different color, smell, taste, consistency, viscosity. No one has any reason to fall for a trick like that, so if you do, too bad.
    Not to mention it's not like those kids will be physically harmed by ingesting semen. I think people prove every day that it's quite alright. A good many people swallow giving oral sex, and you don't see people randomly dropping dead and the coroner going, "Yep. Another swallower."
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