Being the loser that I am, yours truly has never received a blow job, head, fellatio, or whatever you want to call it. However, I do think I know who gives the best head. I know I really don't know much on the subject, but after much thought and deliberation, I feel I have come to an accurate conclusion.
Is there a certain group in society that we can say gives the absolute best head? Is it a certain race of people, people with tongue rings, or perhaps the airhead blonde teenagers who provide us with never ending entertainment due to their lack of intelligence? I feel that it is none of the above. After spending quite a bit of the school day thinking about it (because let's face it, what else is a school day good for), I came to a conjecture, which I explain now.
Let's say someone is lost in the desert for a few weeks. Naturally, they would be quite famished. Probably so much so that they would just love to have someone's ejaculatory fluid, if only for the nourishment. You can't tell me that starving people wouldn't kill for some cum. I'd bet money they'd blow that thing like there was no tomorrow. For the average Ethiopian, my jizz would be like Thanksgiving dinner... or at least some gravy.
Looking for some grade-A, quality head?
Look no further my friends.
Author's Note: This is not meant to mock starving people in any way- starvation is horrible and should not have to be endured by anybody that isn't a member of Hanson. But you can't tell me that a starving person wouldn't suck a dick like it'd make them a fucking immortal.
Ya know, it's times like these I cross my fingers and really hope there isn't a Hell.
Is there a certain group in society that we can say gives the absolute best head? Is it a certain race of people, people with tongue rings, or perhaps the airhead blonde teenagers who provide us with never ending entertainment due to their lack of intelligence? I feel that it is none of the above. After spending quite a bit of the school day thinking about it (because let's face it, what else is a school day good for), I came to a conjecture, which I explain now.
Let's say someone is lost in the desert for a few weeks. Naturally, they would be quite famished. Probably so much so that they would just love to have someone's ejaculatory fluid, if only for the nourishment. You can't tell me that starving people wouldn't kill for some cum. I'd bet money they'd blow that thing like there was no tomorrow. For the average Ethiopian, my jizz would be like Thanksgiving dinner... or at least some gravy.
Looking for some grade-A, quality head?
Look no further my friends.
Author's Note: This is not meant to mock starving people in any way- starvation is horrible and should not have to be endured by anybody that isn't a member of Hanson. But you can't tell me that a starving person wouldn't suck a dick like it'd make them a fucking immortal.
Ya know, it's times like these I cross my fingers and really hope there isn't a Hell.
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