I feel so alone. No, not because I don't have friends or a girlfriend, or even a life. I feel alone because I'm apparently the only person who is aware that the Beastie Boys completely suck ass. They are just lame. Their music completely sucks. I hear them on the radio and see them on MTV. Why? Doesn't anyone else realize how horrible they are? I'd rather listen to Evanescence, and I hate Evanescence. Actually, that reminds me of something, but I'll get to that later. Basically, the Beastie Boys suck. Their most recent song is annoying as hell, as are all of their previous ones. Why are the popular? Lame white people. White people love to have some so-called "rap" they can call their own. Well it sucks. It's shit. 2Pac is rap. To even say that Pac and the Beastie Boys are in the same category of music is just ridiculous. And the worst thing is that when I got to take a shower, I turn on the radio to listen to, and it seems every time I do, the Beastie Boys come on a few minutes after I get into the shower. This is bullshit. Luckily, when I turned on the radio for my shower today, they were already starting the song, so I was able to change stations before they played that shit. I turned it to the shitty Q100, but luckily OutKast and Yellowcard came on while I was soaping my humongous cock, so all was well. But my point is this: there are no good white rappers. Just give it up! "But what about Eminem?" you ask. Well, is he a good rapper? Yes. Then he's black. What about Bubba Sparxxx? Is he good? Yep. Then he's not white; he's black. There are no good white rappers. If you're a good rapper, you're black. Even if you're white. You're black. Understand? Just like in basketball. There are no good white basketball players. "But what about Larry Bird?" you protest. Well, was he good at basketball? Hell yes. Then he's black.
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