A lesson to all: do NOT spray Axe on your balls. It fucking burns. I got an impulse, so I did it. It burned like hell. Something about butane I guess. But I think I should sue Axe. In the warnings on the back of the can, it just said don't spray in your eyes or ingest it or spray on a flame. It didn't say anything about one's balls. Plus in the instructions, it said "spray anywhere you want to smell great!" It didn't say "EXCEPT YOUR BALLS." That's fucking bullshit. I wanted my balls to smell great, and what do I get? Great balls of fire.
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