You all know of Avril Lavigne I'm sure. She's that chick who makes pretty crappy music and wears random shit on her wrists to be rebellious. I didn't have a problem with her making her "music" and being popular; that's fine. There are tons of shitty "musicians" out that making a decent living from the crap they call music. But not Avril Lavigne has gone to far. It appears she may have a bigger scheme than just making bad music and separating herself from the Britney Spearses of the industry. Avril is going to destroy the world.
Avril has gone too far. It appears she was not content merely putting out her own bad music, oh no. She couldn't just stick to her own shit. She had to ruin great music.It has unfortunately come to my attention, and more unfortunately to my ears, that Avril has done covers of Metallica's "Fuel," System of a Down's "Chop Suey," and Green Day's "Basket Case"... that we know of. Who knows what other songs she's done or is going to do. Pink Floyd, the Chili Peppers, Black Sabbath, ACDC, Alice in Chains, Nirvana... if I were religious, I'd say we all need to pray that she stops... or gets gonorrhea.
Oh, speaking of Nirvana, it also appears Tori Amos has done a cover of the greatest song ever, "Smells Like Teen Spirit." You fucking bitch. Do you people have no respect for good music? Are you jealous because you could never in a thousand menstrual cycles come close to producing something that even resembled this good music? They can't like this music, because if they did, they would realize they were ruining it, stop, and blow their own brains out. So all I can figure is they must be jealous.
I really think public beheadings is the only way to solve this matter.
Avril has gone too far. It appears she was not content merely putting out her own bad music, oh no. She couldn't just stick to her own shit. She had to ruin great music.It has unfortunately come to my attention, and more unfortunately to my ears, that Avril has done covers of Metallica's "Fuel," System of a Down's "Chop Suey," and Green Day's "Basket Case"... that we know of. Who knows what other songs she's done or is going to do. Pink Floyd, the Chili Peppers, Black Sabbath, ACDC, Alice in Chains, Nirvana... if I were religious, I'd say we all need to pray that she stops... or gets gonorrhea.
Oh, speaking of Nirvana, it also appears Tori Amos has done a cover of the greatest song ever, "Smells Like Teen Spirit." You fucking bitch. Do you people have no respect for good music? Are you jealous because you could never in a thousand menstrual cycles come close to producing something that even resembled this good music? They can't like this music, because if they did, they would realize they were ruining it, stop, and blow their own brains out. So all I can figure is they must be jealous.
I really think public beheadings is the only way to solve this matter.
bravenet.com