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"Dude, She's A Fresman"
- Good Charlotte
"It's Just High School (Once You Get Out, It Won't Matter)"
- Green Day
"The Chances of It Actually Working Out Are Slim To None"
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
"She's a Bitch, Anyway (You're Retarded)"
- KoRn
"I Think I Know More About The Girl You Like's Feelings Than She Herself Does"
- Three Days Grace
"Maybe Telling You About How Successful My Love Life Is Will Somehow Help You Through These Tough Times"
- The Rolling Stones
"You're Not A Loser Just Because You Can't Get A Girfriend And No One Likes You... Really"
- blink-182
"Don't Worry; You'll Find Somebody (But Not Me- I'm Too Good For You)"
- No Doubt
...plus so many more! And who could forget that classic song, regarded wordwide as the greatest advice song EVER?
"Just Don't Think About It"
- Led Zeppelin
- Good Charlotte
"It's Just High School (Once You Get Out, It Won't Matter)"
- Green Day
"The Chances of It Actually Working Out Are Slim To None"
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
"She's a Bitch, Anyway (You're Retarded)"
- KoRn
"I Think I Know More About The Girl You Like's Feelings Than She Herself Does"
- Three Days Grace
"Maybe Telling You About How Successful My Love Life Is Will Somehow Help You Through These Tough Times"
- The Rolling Stones
"You're Not A Loser Just Because You Can't Get A Girfriend And No One Likes You... Really"
- blink-182
"Don't Worry; You'll Find Somebody (But Not Me- I'm Too Good For You)"
- No Doubt
...plus so many more! And who could forget that classic song, regarded wordwide as the greatest advice song EVER?
"Just Don't Think About It"
- Led Zeppelin
"Great Fucking Advice: Vol. 1" contains over 20 additional songs offering great advice that is sure to relieve any mental anguish you may currently be enduring! And here's the best part: "Great Fucking Advice: Vol. 1" can be yours for ONLY five VERY LOW payments of ONLY $39.99! After all, you can't put a price on something you absolutely can't live without, can you?
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